Dear person studying behind me,
You swallow loudly.
I've never known a person who couldn't manage to slake their thirst quietly, but you, medical student, never learned to drink politely. A hint: it's like chewing with your mouth closed, but easier.
"Gulp" as an onomatopoeia is more of a figurative thing- people aren't really supposed to make that sound.
Ah- this time there wasn't even a sip of water, and I swear I still heard your epiglottis slam shut. You might have an abnormal throat. I should be more empathetic.
I hope you cannot read what I am writing. That would be awkward. Really- drink on. I will put in headphones.
I want studying to be over.
7.06.2008
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lol that's awesome. and i SO know what you're talking about. as i get older, my neuroses and eccentricities are starting to rear their ugly heads and im starting to act like a crotchety old bag lady. lol.
i miss you! when can i see yall again? it's been too long!
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