who has time for blogs?

Dear person studying behind me,

You swallow loudly.
I've never known a person who couldn't manage to slake their thirst quietly, but you, medical student, never learned to drink politely. A hint: it's like chewing with your mouth closed, but easier.
"Gulp" as an onomatopoeia is more of a figurative thing- people aren't really supposed to make that sound.

Ah- this time there wasn't even a sip of water, and I swear I still heard your epiglottis slam shut. You might have an abnormal throat. I should be more empathetic.

I hope you cannot read what I am writing. That would be awkward. Really- drink on. I will put in headphones.


I want studying to be over.